HOLY CRAP!

I killed my legs two days ago and I am still feeling the burn. I love/hate it, but I know it's making life better. According to people who know more than me, building more muscle creates a stronger fat burning machine (aka a stronger healthier body).


But here's the deal, I HURT. I love it, but I HURT!  Today my wife left for work at 6:30 am while I laid in bed still. I got up at 7:45 and immediately was reminded of my leg workout. Yesterday I did P90X Chest and Back, and while it was great, I'm not sore yet. My legs on the other hand, or should I say foot, are killing.  I'm not complaining, I'm stating a fact.

Without any more wasting of time let's get on to the toilet humor, aka the HOLY CRAP. The reason for this post. I text my beautiful wife shortly after waking up and using the morning facilities. This is our conversation:

Me: Sitting on the toilet hurts my butt. HOT DANG!!!
Wife: I had to lower myself by putting my hands on the vanity and edge of the tub this morning! lol we are out of shape babe. Not for long.
Me: HOLY CRAP!!! Like literally, I was saying prayers so I could poop in less pain.
Wife: Seriously? HA HA HA!!! That's pretty bad. you poor baby. :(
Wife: LOL
Me: Nah, I'm just cracking jokes at my own expense.

I love when life is so funny that you can't help but make fun of your situation and quite literally crack yourself up.

Okay, well that's enough for now. Go have some fun. Workout, Eat right, and expand your mind and soul!

Peace!